the
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freshly stocked milk, zero mimicry, and pure divine law.
daily readings for the collective. delivered before 10am. half a dozen glasses.
not everything needs a milkshake.
sometimes you just need the answer. sometimes you need the full breakdown. pick what matches the weight of the situation.
stock your fridge
buy 3 drops at once and use them anytime within 1 year. because everything happens in threes.
- ✦ 3 total drop readings
- ✦ use them any time within 1 year
- ✦ same fast clarity format
- ✦ saves money vs buying separately
the shot
for when you need more than quick clarity but nothing to do with a relationship.
- ✦ career confusion
- ✦ friendship situations
- ✦ spiritual guidance
- ✦ general life readings
cookies and cream
for the situationships, exes, mixed signals, and emotional confusion you keep losing yourself in.
- ✦ exes + no contact
- ✦ crushes + situationships
- ✦ mixed signals
- ✦ relationship confusion
2% milk
one question. one answer. one sentence. yes, no or maybe.
- ✦ quick confirmations
- ✦ yes / no questions
- ✦ immediate clarity
- ✦ when you don't need a full reading
the drop
a fast answer when you don’t need a deep dive. just some confirmation.
- ✦ quick yes/no questions
- ✦ immediate clarity
- ✦ fast energetic check-ins
the connection
a closer look into what this actually is between you and them. being able to name it makes everything easier.
- ✦ hidden feelings + motives
- ✦ attachment + avoidance
- ✦ what this connection actually is
- ✦ emotional deep dives
directly from the cow
want your reading done live instead? text my number for a live chat reading. all readings can be upgraded for real-time responses.
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